समय: शाम के 7 बजे।
मंदिर के पास कुछ बच्चे खेल रहे थे।
तभी 3 साधु आए और मंदिर में गए।
उजाला करने के लिए उन्होंने एक दिया जलाया।
एक साधु के मन में आया कि, क्यूँ ना बच्चों की परिक्षा ली जाए।
उन्होंने एक 8-10 साल के बालक को बुलाया।
जलता दिया उसके करीब रख दिया और बोले,
" बोल बेटा, ये ज्योति कहाँ से आई ?? "

बालक ने कुछ देर साधु के चेहरे की ओर देखा,
फिर उस जलते दिये की ज्योति को देखा और फिर,
एक फूँक मारकर ज्योति को बुझा दिया।
फिर साधु से बोला---" पहले आप मुझे बताइए बाबा कि,
ज्योति कहाँ गई ?? "

साधु ने बालक को साष्टांग दंडवत प्रणाम किया,
और कहा---" तुम महान हो बेटा, भविष्य में तुम खूब तरक्की
करोगे और तुम्हारी कीर्ति दूर दूर तक फैलेगी। "

और आज वही बालक,

वकील है।।

Shadi ki raat Sardar apni Biwi k 

liye Gulab ka Phool le kr Aaya.

Biwi:Mujhe ye nhi chahiye, koi 

SONAY ki Cheez do..

Sardar:Ye lo Takiya aur SO Jao.

 

लड़की - मुझे Velentine गिफ्ट क्या दोगे ?

लडंका - क्या चाहिए।

लड़की - Ring.

लड़का - Ok, Ring दूंगा पर उठाना नहीं, Balance 

कम है।

Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married men would be employed.
Frind asks : Why this?
Banta Reply: Because married  men are more obedient.

Teacher: What happened in 1809?
Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.
Teacher : What happened in 1819?
Student : Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.

Teacher: Suppose, i give You two dogs. Then I again give you 2 dogs. How many will you have?
Student:five.
Teacher:How?
Student:I have a dog in my house now. 

Teacher: "Where's your books?!"
Student: "At home."
Teacher: "And what's it doing there?"
Student: "Having more fun than me."

Student: Brain is like the Bermuda triangle!
 Information goes in and then its never found again..!!!!

Wife :Honey my stomach is getting bigger I think I am pregnant....!
Husband: Ya, and I know who's the daddy !!!!!!!!1
Wife: Who?
Husband: Mcdonalds....!!!!!!!!!!

Height Of Courage........
Senior student during  ragging: " In your marriage I will kiss your your wife.
Junior student:'Fine...
Junior student:'Fine...
I will marry your sister

Ek boy or girl ek park me ped ke neeche bethe the tabhi.....
Ek Old man: Beta kya ye hamari sanskrti hai?
Boy: Nahi Uncle yeh hamari Pooja hai Aapki Sanskrti kisi or ped ke neeche hogi.

When you are single you see happy couple every where,
But When you are marrind 
You see Happy single every where.!!!!!!!!!!!

Definition of honeymoon:
A man's last holiday before he starts working for anew boss!

Position of husband is like a split A.C.
No matter how loud he is outside,
But inside the house,
He is designed to remain
Silent, cool & controlled by remote.

When a Boy loves truly he behaves like a child!!!! 
But
when a girl loves truly she behaves like a Mother....!

Son: Mom! what's a girl friend?
Mom:if you're a good boy,you'll get one when you're older.
Son: what if I'm not a good boy?
Mom: you'll get many.

Teacher: Change this sentence into future tense....."I Killed a person"
Student: The future tense is "You will go to the jail"

Wife: What are you doing?
Husband: killing mosquitoes.
Wife: How many did you kill?
Husband: Total 5. 2 females and 3males.
Wife: How do you know their gender?
Husband: 2 near mirror(female) and 3 near beer.

Wife: "Baju bali har saal apne pati k sath 10 din bahar ghumne jaati hai Aap kabhi leke gye.....?
Husband: Maine to 6-7 baar par vo nhi maani...!

Santa - My wife died yesterday.... I am trying to cry but tears are not come out, what to do?

Banta- No problem...Just Imagine she came Back.

Boy: Where are you going now?

Girl: For Suicide....

Boy: Then,why so much Make- up?

Girl: You Idiot.....Tomorrow my photo will come in Newspaper.........!!!

Boy: Our Principal is so stupid.
Girl: Don't you know who I am?
Boy: No.
Girl: I'm the principal's daughter.
Boy: Do you know who I am? 
Girl: No.
Boy: Good (walks away)

Agar valentine day k din kisi ka dil tute to mujhe bta dena..... 
Mere pas 5Rs bala fevikwik hai...
3Rs me de dunga....!

A kid was crying standing outside his house.
A passer by asked: why are you crying?
Kid: My parents are fighting inside the house.
Passer : who is your father?
Kid:That is what the fight is about.

GOOD MORNING

An Old man had 10 hair on his head.

He went to Barber shop....

Barber in anger asked:

shall I cut or count ?

Old man smiled and said - "Colour it!"

Life is to enjoy with whatever you have with you.....

Dog & Mosquito were in Love ....
Mosquito kissed the Dog...
Dog became emotional....gave Love Mosquito..
Mosquito died of Rabies & Dog Dengue.
Moral- "Love is Dangerous....!

A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
Astrologer : When you deliver a baby, baby's father will die.
Lady : Thank God! My husband is safe...!

Wife to Husband : Did You have any girl friend before marriage.
Husband remains silent ?
Wife : what is the meaning of silence ?
Husband : plz wait....let me count...!

A white couple gets a black child....
Angry husband asks : you white me white.why is baby black ?
Wife : You Hot me Hot...Baby burnt.....!

Geography Teacher : India me pure year sabse jayda Baraf(ice) kaha girti hai..... 
Student: sir "Daaru k Glass me".....!

GF~क्या सोच रहे हो....
BF~वैलेंटाइन डे का प्रोग्राम...
GF~क्या सोचा है?
BF~तुम सुबह सुबह आ... सकती हो क्या?
  मुझे बाद में बजरंग दल... वालो के साथ जाना है..

Marriage is like going to a restaurant, selecting your own choice from the menu & then Looking at neighbour's table thinkings, "I should have ordered That"......

How Bedroom Smells After Marriage 1st 3 years....:"Perfumes, Flowers, Chocolate, Strawberry, Grapes....."
After 3 Yers...:"Baby powder, Johnsons Cream & Lotions, Baby Oils.....
After 15 years..."Zandubalm, Vicks, Iodex, Relispray....
After 50 Years.......Agarbatti....

MBA student Hugs a Girl.....
Girl: What is this ?
Boy: Direct Marketing.
Girl: Slap a Boy.
Boy: What is this ?
Girl: Customer's feedback....!

Attitude Reloaded........
Girl: I hate you...
Boy: What a co-incidence......!